I saw these ads on a site called scribbd.com
I didn’t want to send you there because of the title
the guy used to introduce them was, let’s say off.
I have seen these before, it just proves you
call sell anything with the right ad, enjoy.
Wanted: Somebody to go back in time
with me. This is not a joke. P.O. Box 322,
Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after
we get back. Must bring your own weapons.
Saftey not guaranteed. I have only done
this once before.
Turkey-For Sale. Partially eaten.
Only eight days old. Both drumsticks
intact. $23.00 obo. 407-xxx-xxxx
HAVE VIAGRA. Need
woman. Any women
between 18 & 80
PO Box 1151, Boise,
ID 83701
Used Tombstone perfect
for someone named Homer
HendelBergen One only.
Ph 1-888-xxx-xxxx
FULL SIZE Mattress. Royal Tonic, 20
year warranty. Like new, slight urine
smell. $40 (818) 222-XXXX
For Sale: One pair
hardley used dentures
only 2 teeth missing.
ONLY $100 OBO Call Ira
878-XXX-XXXX after 6
USED TOILET PAPER – For Sale
I have a wide selection of
brands and designs, call for
details and prices XXX-XXX-XXXX
FOUND> DIRTY WHITE DOG
Looks like a rat. Its
been out awhile. No collar.
Better be a reward.
(410) xxx-xxxx
FREE TO GOOD COUNTRY HOME
3/4 Rottweiler 1/4 Shepard,
3 years old female, spayed,
very intelligent, loves to
eat rabbits and kittens,
loves to paly ball with the
kids. Call after 5:00 pm
(614-xxx-xxxx
Beautiful Engagement ring.
Yellow Gold,Wide Band With
18 Diamonds Set in 3 Rows
Of 3 Diamonds On Each Side
Of One Large Cut Center
Stone. Worn Sparingly For
Only 9 Days. It Didn’t
Mean Any Thing. IT Was
Suppose To Shut Her Up,
It didn’t Shut Her Up.
Happy To Be Rid Of It,
Too. The First Offer
of $800 Phone 78X-XXXX
Between 9 am – 9 pm
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